Fewer than 50 hours ’til kickoff into a rollicking stadium of our own fall colors. The essential energies of autumn and winter vibrate with brown, orange, and white. Brown, rooted earth, fixing trees that reveal more branches as each wind blows. We get that here. This year there’s such a rush for the Browns, such […]
In this year of OK (Our Kosar), 2019, the most hopefully-anointed Browns franchise quarterback since Boy Bernie from Boardman is today’s darlin’ Baker Mayfield. Dorsey’s signature decision, and Harvey’s hero already, the OK gunslinger stands ready to chipperly shoulder Cleveland’s football expectations. And, really, those expectations! Those collective hopes for football deliverance — a burden bulkier […]
Two towering eyefulls of Browns poems on this sultry summer Sunday josh is back man needs some jack his position’s hot X marks the spot Soak for a sec, then sip Hey 80 Juice can drop the dagger some talent to flaunt but we call the mascot Swagger not Taunt
Last year I noted a strange coincidence with a trio of Browns quarterbacks who all were drafted in the third round had first names beginning with the third letter of the alphabet wore uniform numbers that were factors of three. Charlie Frye, Colt McCoy, and Cody Kessler can now be neatly packaged into a triangular […]
Yep, I’m back, now that the Browns have already won double the games they did last season, since I’m counting preseason, and after last night why wouldn’t we, right? Recently an old friend found the pictured Stephen Stills album at a used record store, and he figured I should have it. The first real concert […]
Word is the tall drink of water the Browns acquired from Houston this week may not last here longer than a cup of coffee. He wouldn’t be the first. In fact, according to my research, he’s the 60th quarterback the Browns have signed since returning to the league in 1999. Many of them never made […]
The Browns have signed no fewer than 51 quarterbacks since “The Return” in 1999. Here’s an easy and fun quiz to test your memory of this unbelievably long and not-so-illustrious list. I’ve updated my other Browns-related Sporcle quizzes as well, so have at it!
Andrew Berry, the Browns’ new top personnel exec under Sashi Brown, reports for his first day of work today, and there’s plenty of serious analysis to undertake. What to make of this young, Ivy League nexus of power in the Cleveland front office? How might the 28-year-old former Colts pro scouting coordinator handle the full […]