Monthly Archives: September 2015
Off the schneid
Things we now know about the 2015 Browns: Travis Benjamin is back, better than ever. Rabbit can run. Dwayne Bowe so far is perpetuating the absurdly consistent and, frankly, eerie trend befalling the Browns’ wearers of the number 80. We have a better record than (among others) the supposedly strong Ravens, Seahawks, Saints, Colts and […]
A case of first depression
What marvelous commentary is left to offer on the latest Browns stinker, its league record 11th straight opening day defeat? That was a Cleveland team as reckless as their coaches were gutless. Name me the last NFL team whose top two leading rushers in a game were both quarterbacks. And if Jimmy Haslam’s decision to […]
The 2015 Browns: a defense of destiny
The Browns will win Super Bowl 50. That’s right, it’s hours before the opening day kickoff, and I’m putting it on the line, a 150-to-1 underdawg. Mark it down, lay your bets, laugh your head off, whatever. Sorry, but I’m sick of dilly-dallying through a wilderness of trepidation. Oh, the division’s too tough! Oh, but […]