MATCHMAKER

Dizzy from the swirl of off-season transactions, I find it helpful to create matched pairs. They let me see how Phil Savage has chosen to address certain positions, and whether the net effect is an upgrade. Unmatched outbound players signal a probable positional need yet to be filled, primarily through the draft, but potentially through […]

GREAT MINDS AND ALL THAT

Apparently the Browns agree with me for once. I wrote last Sunday, “… Chud, who (personal bias admitted) would be a fine candidate for the open job as Browns’ offensive coordinator.” Now, indeed, we learn that the Chargers’ tight end coach, formerly the Browns’ acting offensive coordinator and Wheelie’s OC at the U, will interview […]

DIVISIONAL ROUND DANDIES

Well, we’ve known for months now that the Browns wouldn’t be taking part in the playoffs. But short of that, Saturday’s doubleheader really couldn’t have turned out much better for fans of the orange and brown. First, there was the delicious defeat of the dreaded Ravens, those bastard children of the original Cleveland Browns. In […]

ANSWER ME THIS

I’m not quite sure why, but I’m keeping track of certain statistics achieved by the Browns since their 1999 resurrection. Perhaps it’s a consolidated reminder of how god-awful this era has been, like the transcript of a hapless student. Or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen anyone else compile these data as such. It’s undoubtedly […]

FLAGGING FORTUNES

Here are a few fast facts about the 2006 Browns with regard to penalties. I’ve tallied all 16 games’ worth, including those declined and offset. Players most often penalized: 9 — Kevin Shaffer 7 — Kellen Winslow, Hank Fraley 4 — Sean Jones, Cosey Coleman, Joe Andruzzi, Kamerion Wimbley 3 — Joshua Cribbs, Alvin McKinley […]

REPLACEABLE

By way of the outstanding Mistake by the Lake Sporting Times blog, we learn that Derek Anderson’s craptastic response to RAC’s encouraging words ranks as the worst passing performance in the eight-year history of the “new” Browns, as measured by DPAR (Defense-adjusted Points Above Replacement). Yr Wk Opp C/A Yds TD Int DPARAnderson 2006 16 […]

TRIVIA CONTEST #17

The “new” Browns are one-for-eight in achieving winning seasons. It’s not the first time this ratio has appeared in the annals of orange and brown. Which old Brown is associated with the following?