Author Archives: Dave Algase

WE’RE NUMBER ONE (hundred and sixteen)

Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. No, it’s not another patellar tear or staph infection, so don’t go “woe is me” already. It’s the latest Fan Satisfaction Rankings, and the Browns plummeted. In this “ranking that combines the fan perspective with an objective measure of how well teams turn fan dollars into wins,” they placed 116th out […]

TONY’S TRANSPLANT

Strange year for former Browns who wore #66. First the belated glory of Gene Hickerson’s election to the Hall of Fame, tempered by the news of his dementia. Then yesterday, we learned that former left tackle Tony Jones recently had a kidney transplant at age 40. His problems began while he was still a Brown, […]

MATCHMAKER

Dizzy from the swirl of off-season transactions, I find it helpful to create matched pairs. They let me see how Phil Savage has chosen to address certain positions, and whether the net effect is an upgrade. Unmatched outbound players signal a probable positional need yet to be filled, primarily through the draft, but potentially through […]

GREAT MINDS AND ALL THAT

Apparently the Browns agree with me for once. I wrote last Sunday, “… Chud, who (personal bias admitted) would be a fine candidate for the open job as Browns’ offensive coordinator.” Now, indeed, we learn that the Chargers’ tight end coach, formerly the Browns’ acting offensive coordinator and Wheelie’s OC at the U, will interview […]

DIVISIONAL ROUND DANDIES

Well, we’ve known for months now that the Browns wouldn’t be taking part in the playoffs. But short of that, Saturday’s doubleheader really couldn’t have turned out much better for fans of the orange and brown. First, there was the delicious defeat of the dreaded Ravens, those bastard children of the original Cleveland Browns. In […]

ANSWER ME THIS

I’m not quite sure why, but I’m keeping track of certain statistics achieved by the Browns since their 1999 resurrection. Perhaps it’s a consolidated reminder of how god-awful this era has been, like the transcript of a hapless student. Or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen anyone else compile these data as such. It’s undoubtedly […]