I guess I never realized that college football’s all-time leading rusher and scorer is a member of the Cleveland Browns. Maybe he was a man among boys at a third-rate school, but still…

So welcome back to the active roster, R.J. Bowers. You may look like a 250-pound fullback, but wearing #34, you might yet evoke the excitement of Greg Pruitt, the tenaciousness of Kevin Mack, the raw talent of Ben Gay, and (for the old-timers) the toughness of Walt Michaels.