ERIC STEINBACH: ANALYSIS BY ANAGRAM

Ah, the signing of the league’s premiere free agent offensive lineman! Just what the doctor (re)ordered. Not for that other Ohio NFL town though. Might as well have posted a “Stab Cinci Here” sign on the heart of the Queen City. Phil Savage lured him in with $49 million from Randy Lerner’s riches cabinet, and Browns fans did rejoice. The head coach was delighted too, in his typically understated way:

This be nice.” — RAC