Knowing LeCharles Bentley wanted to play for the Browns, Phil Savage figured he was sellable, hence try. Past porous lines were cause for gastric upset, but with this signing the bellyache relents. And just to settle any doubt as to what position he’ll play: he’ll be a sly center.

To those yearning for a potential Groza, Schafrath, or Dieken at left tackle, then among the new signees, Kevin Shaffer just might be their fresh ink fave.

And the signing of Joe Jurevicius helped kick fan celebration up a notch, as bringing home a local star always juices our jive.

Yes, that’s why many fans were actually dazed via lust for, of all things, a punter. For them, Dave Zastudil is the man.

But there remained a need on the nose. Ted Washington? Hot want! Signed. Whether it’s Savage’s time once free agency started, or Washington’s buffet plates, this much is certain: nothing wasted.

And if all that wasn’t enough, Willie McGinest sure is a swell icing item.