In keeping with my penchant for utterly meaningless symbolic diversion, here are my nominations for the Browns’ All-Time Presidential Team.
QB Wilson “Bud” Schwenk
RB Ron Johnson
RB Tom Wilson
TE Arthur Cox
WR Kevin Johnson
WR Michael Jackson
T Chet Adams
T Houston Roosevelt Hoover
G Robert E. Jackson
G Tre Johnson
C Arthur Hunter
DE Len Ford
DE Alvin McKinley
DT Ted Washington
DT Walter Johnson
LB Mike Johnson
LB Eddie Johnson
LB Pepper Johnson
S Devin Bush
S Lawrence Johnson
CB Dyshod Carter
CB Terry Taylor
K/P Lee Johnson
I realize this squad is weak on offense, occasionally reliant on first name matches, and, uh, a bit long on the Johnsons. If you can do better, the floor is open.
