Just hours after my post on the Haslam/Pilot Flying J legal troubles, the FBI — no doubt irked at Haslam’s “very insignificant” comment — released the 158 pages of goods it has on him and the company.

Matt Wood at Dawgs By Nature has combed through the document and provides a detailed, distressing summation. His conclusion:

My guess? We have a new owner within two years. Don’t know how the NFL does it, heck maybe even Haslam bows out on his own. But this isn’t going away. Haslam probably is.

 Ouch. As far as legs go, this story has a millipede’s worth of Betty Grables.