The baby Browns discovered a new way to not net a win, letting the Dolphins slither into the end zone in overtime. It's now been 288 days and counting since Cleveland last won a football game of any kind.
They were an inch away yesterday, depending on where the ball met the shoe of the newest Brown, kicker Cody Parkey, on that failed field goal at the end of the fourth quarter.
Signed just two days prior as a late injury sub for Patrick Murray, Parkey became the first Brown to miss three field goals in a game since Matt Stover did so in a 1992 win over the Patriots. Ironically, both of them wore the number 3.
The first Brown to wear that number was Mark Moseley, another fill-in kicker. The former league MVP finished his career in Cleveland after Matt Bahr hurt his knee tackling a Steeler kickoff returner in 1986…
The season-opening loss in Philly added to the Browns' long cascade of calamity. But the Week 2 opponent reminds us of the worst twist of the dagger ever to strike the hearts of Cleveland football fans.
The very existence of the Baltimore Ravens derives from supreme treachery. We should never, ever forget that fact. The damage wrought by Art Modell in The Move was so much more than a vile violation of trust or a selfish assault on Browns fandom, though it was both of those.
Modell's machinations ripped a playoff-caliber Browns team out of the city that had followed, favored, and funded it through thick and thin for half a century. Outrage doesn't begin to describe what promptly followed, and the departing owner was ultimately forced against his original wishes to rebrand his uprooted team. The league then figured out how best to capitalize on its promise to get the Browns back in Cleveland.
At least a few Browns fans came out victors last weekend. In this site's contest to predict the opening day 53-man roster, a pair of longtime Browns loyalists narrowly topped the field and tied for the most players correctly named.
Entrants had to identify who would be on the Browns' active roster in Philadelphia at least 16 days in advance, before the third exhibition game. That proved to be a tall order, given the subsequent dispatch of the following players who appeared on most if not all of the entries: Paul Kruger, Andy Lee, Justin Gilbert, Pierre Desir, Rahim Moore, Connor Hamlett, Terrell Watson, Raheem Mostert, and Marlon Moore. (Only 41% had figured Barkevious Mingo to make the team. )
So congratulations to the two contestants who were right on 43 of the players (81%) who earned spots on the active roster: Nick Koesters of Maria Stein, Ohio, and Dale Harris of Ironwood, Michigan.
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