Malberta Hard-to-see

So the Browns trade up to get back into the second round to fill a position of need. Then the draftee tears his ACL and misses his entire rookie year.

Where have I heard this before?

This is just the kind of sad, uncanny coincidence to stir an old Browns blogger out of hibernation.

But if Joe Haden breaks his leg this month trying to recover an onside kick, I’m outta here.