Parody of parity update

Yesterday’s NFL margins of victory/defeat:

  • 0-9 points: 4 games
  • 10-19 points: 3 games
  • 20-29 points: 5 games
  • 30+ points: 0 games.

Slim chance of seeing a game that gets decided late between two equally-matched teams, but this is actually an improvement over last week. For most teams, anyway. As for the Browns, amateur hour continues. The owner glares at his charges in the tunnel and searches for answers. I still say: get ahead of the runaway PR and promise fans a coupon!