Tens anyone?

Sports fans always chase their tails in debating post-season awards. What exactly do things like Most Valuable Player and Player of the Year mean anyway?

And those media post-mortems — ranked roster listings and letter grades — almost invariably suffer for lack of clear criteria.

Just to illustrate briefly the difference made by defining one’s terms, here are a few Browns player top ten lists of my own.

Most outstanding 2007 season
  1. Braylon Edwards
  2. Josh Cribbs
  3. Joe Thomas
  4. Jamal Lewis
  5. Kellen Winslow
  6. Eric Steinbach
  7. Derek Anderson
  8. Phil Dawson
  9. Sean Jones
  10. Kevin Shaffer
Mr. Couldn’t-have-won-ten-games-without-him
  1. Derek Anderson
  2. Braylon Edwards
  3. Jamal Lewis
  4. Kellen Winslow
  5. Joe Thomas
  6. Eric Steinbach
  7. Josh Cribbs
  8. Leigh Bodden
  9. Robaire Smith
  10. Hank Fraley
Most important for ’08 and beyond
  1. Joe Thomas
  2. Braylon Edwards
  3. Kellen Winslow
  4. Kamerion Wimbley
  5. Eric Wright
  6. Sean Jones
  7. Josh Cribbs
  8. Brady Quinn
  9. Shaun Smith
  10. Eric Steinbach
Best ’07 value (“bang for the buck” award)
  1. Derek Anderson
  2. Lawrence Vickers
  3. Josh Cribbs
  4. Leon Williams
  5. Eric Wright
  6. Jason Wright
  7. Sean Jones
  8. Hank Fraley
  9. Brandon McDonald
  10. Daven Holly