QUICK, MORE CANDLES

Where is my head? Oh, never mind. This time, I don’t want to hear the response.

There I was, blithely blogging during business hours about the birthday of a pretty obscure former Brown, Barry Redden. But sure enough, today is also the birthday of no fewer than three members of the current squad. If you can name more than one of them just by looking at their pictures, you’re a more obsessive fan than I.

They are:

  1. Kendrick Mosley (25 years old, 0 NFL games)
  2. Clifton Smith (26, 1 NFL game)
  3. Wheelie Winslow (23, 2 NFL games)

Just so they don’t party too hard, here is the suggested sobriety test: divide the sum of their Browns uniform numbers by the sum of their ages. The answer is 2. Drive safely.