WHY IS JEFF GARCIA SMILING?

  • President Bush greeted him with “Hola! Como estas?”
  • Found common ground with W on the drunk driving issue.
  • Bush just pointed out, “Hey, there’s that major league a******” from the Plain Dealer
  • Buoyed by assurance of additional tax relief on his signing bonus.
  • Bush promised a constitutional amendment to ban anything but shotgun snaps
  • Amused by the prez’s attempts to pronounce “McManamon”
  • QBs always have a thing for cheerleaders.