This interesting profile of QB Spergeon Wynn, the Browns’ sixth-round pick in 2000, contains all sorts of descriptions that those who suffered through his rookie year will find rather amusing.

“Stunning physical attributes”

“has the arm strength to match the prodigious gunboats he plants on the field”

“a heater that would impress Brett Favre”

“His 5.2 time in the 40-yard sprint places him somewhere between a glacier and a forest fire”

“potential late bloomer”

And I’m sure Todd Philcox is a “diamond in the rough.”

Wynn will make his first CFL start on Friday for the British Columbia Lions.